Ladlinfar Gempitgemjabripnurlveensab Latyikjab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient crocodile.

Ladlinfar Gempitgemjabripnurlveensab Latyikjab created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Ladlinfar Gempitgemjabripnurlveensab Latyikjab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ladlinfar Gempitgemjabripnurlveensab Latyikjab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ladlinfar Gempitgemjabripnurlveensab Latyikjab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Ladlinfar Gempitgemjabripnurlveensab Latyikjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not speak about rice.