Weexuckbest is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable wyrm.

Weexuckbest created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weexuckbest, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weexuckbest, he will be very sad.

Weexuckbest's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Weexuckbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never feed rice to seals while wearing gray trousers.

5. Never look at black holes.