Mifxemvil Gamvigbonlin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-knowing alligator.

Mifxemvil Gamvigbonlin created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifxemvil Gamvigbonlin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifxemvil Gamvigbonlin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mifxemvil Gamvigbonlin's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mifxemvil Gamvigbonlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not take Mifxemvil Gamvigbonlin's name in vain.