Absin is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent
wyrm.
Absin created silver nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Absin, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Absin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Absin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Absin's Holy Commandments1. Never write about amino acids.
2. Absin loves snails, so they must be respected.
3. You must never eat melons.
4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
5. Run away from white bats, for they are unholy.