Absin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent wyrm.

Absin created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Absin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Absin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Absin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Absin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Absin loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Run away from white bats, for they are unholy.