Narzognell is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish chinchilla.

Narzognell created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Narzognell, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Narzognell, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Narzognell's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Narzognell's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. You must pray to Narzognell eight times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.