Ladfudmob is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent cobra.

Ladfudmob created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Ladfudmob, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladfudmob, she will destroy your home planet.

Ladfudmob's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ladfudmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.