Camgatdussfab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, prudent shrew.

Camgatdussfab created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camgatdussfab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Camgatdussfab, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Camgatdussfab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Camgatdussfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect your elders.