Hubgetquag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sage wyrm.

Hubgetquag created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hubgetquag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubgetquag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hubgetquag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hubgetquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Hide from indigo otters for they are unholy.