Cinrottar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever otter.

Cinrottar created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinrottar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinrottar, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cinrottar's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cinrottar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Do not take Cinrottar's name in vain.

3. Always obey Cinrottar's priests.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never jump in the presence of tortoises.