Nullfidflow is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, benevolent crocodile.

Nullfidflow created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nullfidflow, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nullfidflow, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nullfidflow's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nullfidflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nullfidflow.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.