Megmitkan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered camel.

Megmitkan created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megmitkan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Megmitkan, it will turn you into a snail.

Megmitkan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Megmitkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the north.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.