Sawfudlarg Narwanqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful mink.

Sawfudlarg Narwanqueeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfudlarg Narwanqueeg, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sawfudlarg Narwanqueeg, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sawfudlarg Narwanqueeg's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sawfudlarg Narwanqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Run away if nine goats approach from the west.