Janwapcad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful swallow.

Janwapcad created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janwapcad, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Janwapcad, it will remove you from existence.

Janwapcad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Janwapcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Put Janwapcad first in all things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Janwapcad.