Meglanpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, flying dugong.

Meglanpid created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Meglanpid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Meglanpid, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Meglanpid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Meglanpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to music.