Pomhasdussjamflyhabgarpark is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm monkey.

Pomhasdussjamflyhabgarpark created a strange quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Pomhasdussjamflyhabgarpark, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pomhasdussjamflyhabgarpark, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Pomhasdussjamflyhabgarpark's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pomhasdussjamflyhabgarpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Run away if seven horses approach from the south.

5. Never look in ponds.