Armlistced is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow jackal.

Armlistced created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Armlistced, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Armlistced, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Armlistced's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Armlistced's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to music.