Gubcar is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unselfish clam.

Gubcar created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubcar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gubcar, he will remove you from existence.

Gubcar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gubcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gubcar's name in vain.

2. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Gubcar on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must never eat peanuts.