Kombedhig Komloopvadlit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered squirrel.

Kombedhig Komloopvadlit created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombedhig Komloopvadlit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kombedhig Komloopvadlit, she will turn you into a duck.

Kombedhig Komloopvadlit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kombedhig Komloopvadlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never feed tomatoes to doves while wearing turquoise boots.

3. Worship no other gods but Kombedhig Komloopvadlit.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.