Middap is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, selfish hummingbird.

Middap created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Middap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Middap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Middap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Middap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Respect your elders.