Dutlarnhiv is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome
cobra.
Dutlarnhiv created Africa nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dutlarnhiv, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dutlarnhiv, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Dutlarnhiv's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Dutlarnhiv's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not wear silver on your body.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.
5. Never talk about gravity.