Gethinhaktar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gethinhaktar created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Gethinhaktar, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gethinhaktar, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gethinhaktar's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gethinhaktar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gethinhaktar.

2. Hide from mauve squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Never run near rats.

5. Do not dye your hair red.