Mitmumsad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart hippopotamus.

Mitmumsad created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitmumsad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitmumsad, she will turn you into a tree.

Mitmumsad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mitmumsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Mitmumsad loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Mitmumsad three times a day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitmumsad.