Zagdabhit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humane meerkat.

Zagdabhit created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagdabhit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zagdabhit, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zagdabhit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Zagdabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Always wear cyan.