Flybellmumbabmindin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic dryad.

Flybellmumbabmindin created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flybellmumbabmindin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flybellmumbabmindin, it will send you a sign.

Flybellmumbabmindin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Flybellmumbabmindin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide if seven shrews approach from the north.

3. Never sit near capybaras.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Flybellmumbabmindin loves dogs, so they must be respected.