Mitbonkyarphamdittafgudged is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, almighty clam.

Mitbonkyarphamdittafgudged created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbonkyarphamdittafgudged, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitbonkyarphamdittafgudged, he will turn you into a sheep.

Mitbonkyarphamdittafgudged's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mitbonkyarphamdittafgudged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Never skip near sheep.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Put Mitbonkyarphamdittafgudged first in all things.