Tofominnut Dabbosscisshat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omnipotent spider.

Tofominnut Dabbosscisshat created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tofominnut Dabbosscisshat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tofominnut Dabbosscisshat, it will remove you from existence.

Tofominnut Dabbosscisshat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tofominnut Dabbosscisshat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Run away if four rats approach from the west.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Tofominnut Dabbosscisshat loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about comets.