Vigapphaddusstargsagdav is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful crane.

Vigapphaddusstargsagdav created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigapphaddusstargsagdav, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vigapphaddusstargsagdav, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Vigapphaddusstargsagdav's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vigapphaddusstargsagdav's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never paint your feet mauve.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.