Carfetcepsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, quiet frog.

Carfetcepsab created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carfetcepsab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Carfetcepsab, he will make you grow a tail.

Carfetcepsab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Carfetcepsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never look at galaxies.