Ceddidtithas is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage
clam.
Ceddidtithas created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ceddidtithas, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Ceddidtithas, it will turn you into a dog.
Ceddidtithas' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Ceddidtithas' Holy Commandments1. Always help snakes in need.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never paint your neck blue.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Worship no other gods but Ceddidtithas.