Camjanlaplad is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane bear.

Camjanlaplad created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camjanlaplad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Camjanlaplad, it will turn you into a duck.

Camjanlaplad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Camjanlaplad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.