Hivgumshav is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, caring mouse.

Hivgumshav created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivgumshav, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hivgumshav, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hivgumshav's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hivgumshav's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the north.