Stipnartarn is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, clever swallow.

Stipnartarn created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Stipnartarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stipnartarn, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stipnartarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Stipnartarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away if three tapirs approach from the south.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stipnartarn.