Megabcat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair lion.

Megabcat created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megabcat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Megabcat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Megabcat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Megabcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.