Paglipgup is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awesome raccoon.

Paglipgup created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Paglipgup, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Paglipgup, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Paglipgup's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Paglipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never laugh near monkeys.

4. Never feed wheat to voles while wearing purple kilts.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.