Kopgessren is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, idiotic slug.

Kopgessren created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Kopgessren, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kopgessren, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kopgessren's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Kopgessren's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray immersed in water.