Bogdubvonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing mongoose.

Bogdubvonk created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdubvonk, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bogdubvonk, she will send you a sign.

Bogdubvonk's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bogdubvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Put Bogdubvonk first in all things.

5. Fast once a month.