Gedponsaglenwonmig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, contented weasel.

Gedponsaglenwonmig created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Gedponsaglenwonmig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gedponsaglenwonmig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gedponsaglenwonmig's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gedponsaglenwonmig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Never feed gooseberries to squirrels while wearing fawn coats.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never mention moths.