Wikyattstig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet rat.

Wikyattstig created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wikyattstig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wikyattstig, he will turn you into a rock.

Wikyattstig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wikyattstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Fast once a month.