Fadpangjen Vadkipjon is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered
dugong.
Fadpangjen Vadkipjon created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Fadpangjen Vadkipjon, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Fadpangjen Vadkipjon, it will turn you into a rock.
Fadpangjen Vadkipjon's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Fadpangjen Vadkipjon's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick ducks.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.
3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.