Fobdussnelster is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying horse.

Fobdussnelster created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobdussnelster, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobdussnelster, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fobdussnelster's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fobdussnelster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide from turquoise sheep for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.