Kinquag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest tapir.

Kinquag created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Kinquag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kinquag, it will turn you into a tree.

Kinquag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Kinquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.