Rutpasnar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud ferret.

Rutpasnar created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rutpasnar, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutpasnar, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rutpasnar's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rutpasnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.