Jandidlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic wren.

Jandidlarg created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jandidlarg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jandidlarg, he will remove you from existence.

Jandidlarg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jandidlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.