Rulvadpan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless dragon.

Rulvadpan created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulvadpan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rulvadpan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rulvadpan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rulvadpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide if nine voles approach from the north.

4. Rulvadpan loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Never think about amino acids.