Bettiksak is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, contented seal.

Bettiksak created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Bettiksak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bettiksak, he will turn you into a rat.

Bettiksak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bettiksak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Bettiksak loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Bettiksak on top of important buildings.