Libmidbin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, competent hamster.

Libmidbin created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Libmidbin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libmidbin, he will turn you into a slug.

Libmidbin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Libmidbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away if four seals approach from the south.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never write about gravity.