Narlistlid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, ruthless gerbil.

Narlistlid created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlistlid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narlistlid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Narlistlid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Narlistlid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Narlistlid.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.