Wegvedsab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, confident zebra.

Wegvedsab created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wegvedsab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wegvedsab, he will turn you into a plant.

Wegvedsab's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wegvedsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three copper sculptures of Wegvedsab on top of important buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never paint your chest cyan.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.