Yogyarlpag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful bee.

Yogyarlpag created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogyarlpag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yogyarlpag, it will turn you into a rock.

Yogyarlpag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yogyarlpag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six nematodes approach from the south.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. You must love Yogyarlpag.

5. You must never eat spinach.