Soggovrat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking spider.

Soggovrat created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Soggovrat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Soggovrat, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Soggovrat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Soggovrat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not chop down trees.